Hello, humans. This is TurtleMan.
As you can see, the bags are packed. Xavier "Beaver"
Vander Valk is ready to accompany me on my
conquest of the British Isles (and Ireland, for extra
credit). You see, my mum is calling this a 'field trip'.
But that's just a cover story for my mother's travel problems - as in, she loves to travel...everywhere. This, coupled with my need to conquer things, makes us....trouble. Real trouble.
So, you're probably wondering about the title: 'Excervous' is word I'm petitioning the OED (Oxford English Dictionary) to include in their next edition. I have coined this term, because I am excervous. I'm excited AND I'm nervous. I mean, wouldn't you be? Tomorrow I fly to the UK (or, the 'UK Buffet', as my mom is now calling it) AND I turn eleven! As my mom keeps saying: "Wha....?"
You may ask yourself: How does a Turtle manage 'excervouness'? Answer: Battle plans. Lots and lots of colour-coded battle plans.
So, for now I must leave you. But I will be back.